My grandpar turned 86 few days ago.
Me, my parents and my sister went to my grandparents house to celebrate the occasion.
It wasn't supposed to be more than just som buns and soft drinks, but my aunts and my
uncle turned up - plus my cousins and my girl cousins boyfriend.
In addition to the usual "old peoples smell" my grandmother smellt like piss. She's demented
and can't do anything herself. My grandpar is deaf and blind.
We sat around the table and my grandpar started one of his infamous speeches.
He kept talking and talking, and since he could neither hear, nor see us - he didn't know when to stop.
After 10 minutes solid talking